moraniarty: imagine if you met someone on tumblr and then randomly fell in love with them and skyped for hours on end and finally met them and then after a few years you would get married and have 2 kids named after fictional characters and a house lined with books and boxsets and momentos from all the conventions you attended together and it would all be because you decided to start a dumb blog...
Angry, and half in love with her, and tremendously sorry, I turned away.– (via yunzi)
Anonymous asked: whats your phone background?
junecoast: i just want to make out and listen to a lot of good music is that too much to ask for
85 days[[MORE]] I have spent the past 85 days harboring guilt and an intense amount of love, for you and toward you. Sometimes your memory sleeps in my dreamscape, and I always feel you. My body melts into fear as I see your face meshing with metal and all of your blood covering your body. Fear sleeps inside of my sadness, I’m always afraid for you. None of us can ever get over the...
WoW maintenance makes me so freakin sad
How nice — to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.– Slaughterhouse Five (Kurt Vonnegut)
torturous-electricity: Cosmo Tip #337 Slowly start jerking him off as you whisper low in his ear, “Art thou feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?”
Anonymous asked: What do you masterbate to?
I no longer need you to fuck me as hard as I hate myself. Make love to me...– We Were Emergencies/Buddy Wakefield (via rendezvous-for-two)
It’s beautiful when you find someone that is in love with your mind. Someone...– (via ephemeralbright)
Plot Twist: We all lose our social anxiety and order our pizza's through the phone without hesitation and nervousness, we successfully greet everyone at family gatherings without jumbling up words and asking "how are you" twice, and we lose the habit of practicing to say our orders before saying it to the waitress.
Socializing is as exhausting as giving blood. People assume we loners are...– Anneli Rufus (via de-licacy)
The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open.– Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters (via sean-atkins)
I hope you never have to think about anything as much as I think about you.– Jonathan Safran Foer (via lavage)